(Source: blewart)

cursedmistakes:

carpe-hana:

#this is it this is american television

that all happened in under 2 minutes

(Source: heycinco)

drifters-soul:

How do I politely ask him to push me against a wall and bite my neck and grab my butt and bite my lip and make me moan?

psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

cheywillbeloved:

livinginthenightmare:

sadtbrh:

FAVORITE QUOTE

wow this is great

The recklessness.. I’m speechless

cheywillbeloved:

livinginthenightmare:

sadtbrh:

FAVORITE QUOTE

wow this is great

The recklessness.. I’m speechless

(Source: luxfiji)

banderboucher:

it’s not a sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm

(Source: yehitslogan)

bizclit:

Roses are red 
Your underwear is lace
Take it off
Then sit on my face

(Source: tits-n-t4ts)

piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

(Source: piplump)